Kevin Burkhardt: I heard that you once had two triples in a college game in the same game. Did that really happen?
Lucas Duda: I’m not sure, I don’t remember. If it did, the outfielders must have collided and fell down and tripped over each other, and fell again and then probably fell one more time, and then probably threw the ball away, and then third baseman may have tripped, and the shortstop may have tripped. I’m not sure.
(The best part about it is that he 100% sounds like he grew up in the Inland Empire)

Kevin Burkhardt: I heard that you once had two triples in a college game in the same game. Did that really happen?

Lucas Duda: I’m not sure, I don’t remember. If it did, the outfielders must have collided and fell down and tripped over each other, and fell again and then probably fell one more time, and then probably threw the ball away, and then third baseman may have tripped, and the shortstop may have tripped. I’m not sure.

(The best part about it is that he 100% sounds like he grew up in the Inland Empire)

The return of Angry Shouting Dugout David Wright.
Also starring: Disbelieving Terry Collins, Steaming Travis d’Arnaud, and Unimpressed Daniel Murphy.

The return of Angry Shouting Dugout David Wright.

Also starring: Disbelieving Terry Collins, Steaming Travis d’Arnaud, and Unimpressed Daniel Murphy.

The Captain seems non-plussed. Maybe more foreplay next time, Murph.

The Captain seems non-plussed. Maybe more foreplay next time, Murph.

FAT PITCHERS ARE THE BEST.

FAT PITCHERS ARE THE BEST.

(Source: mlb)

"Blahblah something about suffering."
(via)

"Blahblah something about suffering."

(via)

Tags: mets

Typical Lucas-Duda-surrounded-by-media-dead-eyed-stare, though somehow also illuminated by the glorious spotlight of the heavens which shows off yet another smashing haircut.

Typical Lucas-Duda-surrounded-by-media-dead-eyed-stare, though somehow also illuminated by the glorious spotlight of the heavens which shows off yet another smashing haircut.

HOMER HUGZ

HOMER HUGZ

It’s only Opening Day, but the Mets bullpen is already in mid-season form!

It’s only Opening Day, but the Mets bullpen is already in mid-season form!

yagottabelieve:

Ike Davis and The Dude just chillin’

BUDZ