Kevin Burkhardt: I heard that you once had two triples in a college game in the same game. Did that really happen?
Lucas Duda: I’m not sure, I don’t remember. If it did, the outfielders must have collided and fell down and tripped over each other, and fell again and then probably fell one more time, and then probably threw the ball away, and then third baseman may have tripped, and the shortstop may have tripped. I’m not sure.
(The best part about it is that he 100% sounds like he grew up in the Inland Empire)