Big awesome mostly-silent oaf.Tumblr (3.0; @dudabides)http://dudabides.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c69e41321f8294ae796cbc4dffb0184/tumblr_momel8ufLK1ro5xweo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drawntomlb.com/post/53330682329/only-1-thing-could-cool-off-zack-wheeler-tonight">mlb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Only 1 thing could cool off Zack Wheeler tonight.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Even better.</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53331456272http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53331456272Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:31:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e378f2e819f89c139fbcb5d2e77e7391/tumblr_mome32sHIh1qfgi90o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/869135d02be5dfe1e4cd2eeedeba762f/tumblr_mome32sHIh1qfgi90o2_r1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sportsnetny.tumblr.com/post/53330285441/good-times-call-for-made-from-toogooden16-on">sportsnetny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><big>Good times call for…</big></p> <p>(made from <span></span><span class="s2"><a href="https://twitter.com/TooGooden16/status/347183283198648321">@TooGooden16</a> on Vine)</span></p> </blockquote> <p>2 FUNNIE</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53331174971http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53331174971Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:27:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/656f5aabeea5eb18d1460f0263b2eebc/tumblr_mom8jczwHD1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“That’s your future, Met fans.” —Gary Cohen</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53321086871http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53321086871Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:09:12 -0400zack wheelermatt harveymets<p>Esp considering how well Gee pitched. Too bad the only offense came from him and our first baseman.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/cc280ad94b7cc048beab30901ae9307b/tumblr_inline_mokpu7Fb2K1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>1) I guess Lucas really enjoyed his start at first base.</p> <p>b) Isn&#8217;t it weird to have a first baseman who goes 4-4 instead of having 4 Ks?</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53257419706http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53257419706Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:29:03 -0400metslucas dudadillon gee<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a8b0a80b7f55decd7429a59ef841403/tumblr_moknpjAfGm1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dude, I’m sure there are more efficient ways to hydrate.</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53254606084http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53254606084Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:41:43 -0400lucas dudamets<a href="http://www.amazinavenue.com/2013/6/17/4439230/new-york-mets-lucas-duda-lineup-first-base-ike-davis">Lucas Duda starting at first base tonight</a>: <p>Welcome back to sanity, Mets.</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53234442605http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53234442605Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:56:06 -0400lucas dudamets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0816e838f0673e4cec5acb969fafffa2/tumblr_moi62rq0jd1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>OH LOOK JT WENT TO MARIE CALLENDER’S</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136796341http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136796341Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:25:39 -0400justin turnermetsreal pie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12eac1f7781137d320bf78e3f3bfcbd1/tumblr_moi61bvoLd1rql8tao2_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>WALKOFF TOUCHDOWN PT 3</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136733473http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136733473Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:24:47 -0400david wrightmetswalkoff touchdown<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15ced0a49bda496efa4d4736cc461546/tumblr_moi5yeCBai1rql8tao1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Homer hero hugz</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136604080http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136604080Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:23:02 -0400marlon byrdkirk nieuwenhuismets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c919e7b91978b62e1b49c673f7e6af7/tumblr_moi5xgrC9s1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136563361http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136563361Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:22:00 -0400kirk nieuwenhuismets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92de0c2bdb716eafba34647e84b792f6/tumblr_moi4g1cpfU1r1r6p7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/101b9f64f4b8f706fcf7db9c6693c7a4/tumblr_moi4g1cpfU1r1r6p7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4eeb5085bb57f1dd7d4f33f1ddfba3d/tumblr_moi4g1cpfU1r1r6p7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/685e870d4c05020957f46ffebfb779f8/tumblr_moi4g1cpfU1r1r6p7o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>2013 Mets in one sequence.</p> <p>BUT WAIT THEY WON?!</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136511556http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/53136511556Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:21:47 -0400<p>Petition to never ever have the Mets and Marlins play each other. Like, ever.</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/52495874800http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/52495874800Sat, 08 Jun 2013 19:02:43 -0400metsmarlinsthe game that would not endwe are never ever stringing hits together<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3d3964ed83401e21066b6a109af2381a/tumblr_inline_mny9v70TPT1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><span>Yet here&#8217;s a spot.</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/73417ead29380589d1f79239b02b7604/tumblr_inline_mny9wksTtH1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>Out, damned spot!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6865a7cc8575760c70594dac8e0d1bd8/tumblr_inline_mny9xntsVz1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><span>Out, I say!</span></p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/52270606658http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/52270606658Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:37:00 -0400daniel murphymetslady macbethmy apologies to mr. shakespeare<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d9f63d8dea5e2bf67fc61cad644afd6/tumblr_mny9snPcaH1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14adc134ec7b64a69fc142b500e5fbbf/tumblr_mny9snPcaH1rql8tao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Pretty sure <a href="http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/23171134347/pretty-sure-david-wright-has-never-been-hotter">Angry Shouting Dugout David Wright</a> is my favorite David Wright.</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/52270317106http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/52270317106Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:33:59 -0400david wrightmetsAngry Shouting Dugout David Wright<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2073e5db4482bd8dd1084bea1b600be4/tumblr_mns1jh53FL1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Uncle Buck just told lil’ Lucas his first dirty joke.</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51983913638http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51983913638Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:50:05 -0400lucas dudamets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52884dd3dba58b33b84f8f357bfd00e9/tumblr_mnnenyCcTv1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Welcome back, Dillon. We’ve missed you.</p> <p>(That face says, “Why in the hell was I taken out?” while Matt Harvey’s says, “Yeah, I don’t know.”)</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51785850748http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51785850748Fri, 31 May 2013 01:45:34 -0400dillon geemets<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02c89b24ce6905bbc4eee0a0ac09a862/tumblr_mnnc2iRpTu1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Droppin’ the ball since the <a href="http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/22097621262/grading-the-mets-cowboy-attire">Great Cowboy Nonsense of 2012</a>, Mets social media. We need more.</p> <p>(So I guess “South Beach” just means white shirts?) (Please tell me at least one person dressed in something garishly loud and horrifyingly ugly) (or at least that <a href="http://metsmerizedonline.com/2013/02/jordany-valdespin-shares-twitter-login-with-cousin-do-you.html">Valdespin put on a Marlins hat</a>)</p> <p><a href="http://instagram.com/p/Z9kZ3loWKV/">via</a></p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51782920385http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51782920385Fri, 31 May 2013 00:49:31 -0400jon neisejeremy hefnerdaniel murphyike davisdillon geematt harveylatroy hawkinsmets<p><img alt="image" src="http://i.imgur.com/0o4g1le.gif"/></p> <p>I love Lucas&#8217; little &#8220;eh, forget it&#8221; gesture.</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51688904567http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51688904567Wed, 29 May 2013 21:42:12 -0400daniel murphylucas dudamets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6ce38aa10b0740e4e4b2377a72dade6/tumblr_mnkjslvZSb1rql8tao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_05_28_nyamlb_nynmlb_1&mode=recap&c_id=nym"><span>“It feels good to have all your teammates jumping around you,” Duda said.</span></a></p> <p><span>Oh I’m sure, Duda.</span></p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51650581665http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51650581665Wed, 29 May 2013 12:43:33 -0400lucas dudadavid wrightdaniel murphymets<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/39fc9f59444dc28c11590802038e2f54/tumblr_inline_mnjle4utwC1qz4rgp.png"/><br/><span>&#8220;Uh, that was nice. Um.&#8221; Eloquent as always, Duda.</span></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/dab1d52812e4b0f31e9c191b7fe22458/tumblr_inline_mnjlfuBHgr1qz4rgp.png"/><span>Double-teamed. Ahem.</span></p> <p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/212ee9f62e13e0737f2a7e0c2745eaea/tumblr_inline_mnjlhlEGaX1qz4rgp.png"/>I&#8217;M SO TRAUMATIZED.<br/></span></p> <p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/456b4014a034a4be2b3aa205e0850610/tumblr_inline_mnjlipWxYn1qz4rgp.png"/><br/></span><span>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t do it.&#8221; —Ruben Tejada/Bart Simpson.</span></p> <p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3bf45ff83ae57024e24d08009254bf03/tumblr_inline_mnjlkxXFIx1qz4rgp.png"/>J/K I&#8217;M FINE!</span></p> <p>I hope I&#8217;m wrong, but this will be the best three-game stretch of the season.</p>http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51619973567http://dudabides.tumblr.com/post/51619973567Wed, 29 May 2013 00:27:02 -0400lucas dudajustin turnerruben tejadamets